Though it doesn’t feel like it in Toronto today because of the
snowstorm, there’s 20 days left till doomsday!! Doomsday being the fist day of
Spring X_X. You know, when people just instantly have crazy expectations of
you. Specifically, crazy expectations being not wearing all black… Seriously
just thinking about it is giving me anxiety, and I know a lot of people can
relate.
I NEED TO BE IN ALL BLACK TO FUNCTION TO MY FULL
POTENTIAL.
…Snapped a little haha, but all jokes aside I want to make my case. I
feel like all you colour-wearers need to stop being so judgy and this time of
year is when there’s this bizzare delusion for a free judging hall-pass. I am
usually wrapped head-to-toe in black, like dementor status, and it’s not
because I’m lazy. There’s actually tons of effort I put into getting ready. I
wear a variety of different fabrics and textures. Just all black ones.
Like get it straight. Black is a classic colour that’s always in
fashion. It goes with any bold or colourful accessory and makeup look. Black
makes you look slimmer and taller and not to mention, you always look put
together. Like a plain all-black outfit can literally take you from running
errands to dinner at Canoe with just a simple shoe change. I meaaan, always
ready to slay, hello?
So yeah, I’m pretty sure there’s nothing anyone could say to get me to
wear more colour, that my mom hasn’t already commented about. While all you
guys are throwing shade I’m here saving so much time not separating my clothes
when doing my laundry. Anyways, clothes are about wearing what you feel
comfortable in and I feel comfortable in all-black, so deal with it!
Naheeda
“I love all the colours mixed together… black” ~Brian Elston
